Canada Snow ~ Winter in Canada Snow Tips

This is my car under snow half shovelled off

At least, that's how it is for a dear friend of mine, who lives in Australia. When it's winter in Canada , my emails to her tend to read like weather reports, as indeed they do much of the year. In Canada, we even have a television channel just for weather -- and mainly Canadian weather, at that!

Canadians tend to think the entire world is as concerned with weather as they are, and it comes as some considerable surprise that much of the world is not. It occurred to me that my friend has no frame of reference, other than a few winters in Paris, which Canadians know is nowhere near as wintery!

Winter's heavy snowstorms and bitter cold weather in Canada and the northern U.S. affect every facet of life, things like how long it takes to get to work, or if we get to work at all, when we can shop, or get out and about. And it means work, hard work, to scrape ice off cars and walks and drives. Australians have no idea.

Trying to explain the impact of snow and cold to a hot weather Aussie is like trying to explain a heart surgery technique to a water buffalo. You can try, but some things -- childbirth comes to mind -- just have to be experienced

So, for my Aussie friend and other warm climate types who can't relate to the tingle of frost-bitten fingers or the stess on a fast-beating heart after an hour spent shoveling snow off the drive, I've put together some pictures and tips to give them a frame of reference for dealing with winter.

Hot climate versus Cold Climate

First of all, to show what kind of weather many Australians are blessed with much of the year, here's a picture of warm and sunny Queensland, Australia, in November.

You'll notice the palm trees and sandy beach. The only white bits in the picture are clouds, well off on the horizon.

Snow, Snow Everywhere!

The photo below shows evergreen trees in Canada following a snow storm. You can tell the storm has passed because the sky is blue. You can tell it's very cold, and not very windy, because the snow is sticking to the trees.

It's rare to have snow cling to trees for any length of time, unless it's the wet, sticky kind we get when temperatures are right around the freezing mark. But that never lasts. If the temperature warms, it melts and drips off; if the temperature drops, it takes away the mositure and the wind blows it off.

To be fair, hot, dry climates do offer skillsets that Canadians do not have. Australians, it is said, if stranded in the desert without water, will drink urine, or, if stung by a stinger (marine box jellyfish), will apply fresh urine to neutralize the jellyfish venom.

Canadians, too, will use this body fluid, but not as a water substitute. It's used as a de-icer. If stranded outside a vehicle without a keyless entry system that's totally covered including the door lock, some Canadians -- males, mostly -- will thaw the locks by directing fresh urine into the door.

Beginning then, with our commonality of alternate uses for body fluids, I will attempt to outline a Skillset for Aussies or anyone from a hot climate who finds themself plopped down in a cold climate.

Skillset for Life in a Cold Climate ~ Winter in Canada Tips

• Don't eat the yellow snow. Or the blue snow. Or the pink snow. Snow is white.

• Don't stick your tongue or any damp body part on frozen metal. Do not bother testing this out.

• Use a proper ice scraper tool. Credit cards will snap under cold and pressure.

• Don't scrape too hard when you scrape ice off your car -- you'll scrape the paint, too.
  

• Don't buy groceries, then leave them in the trunk (boot) of the car. Fresh produce freezes rather quickly, especially bananas. (You'd think something named Iceberg lettuce would be all right, but you'd be wrong)

• Don't drive off in your car until you've removed all snow and ice, including from the roof of the vehicle. (I cannot stress this enough, people!) When the interior warms up, this ice and snow will dislodge and launch itself like some frozen frisbee at the vehiicles in your vicinity. A frozen projectile at speed can cause (and has caused) serious crashes.

• Corollary to above tip: Watch out for other vehicles, especially very large trucks that cannot be de-iced easily (They are pretty high and difficult to clear). Large trucks randomly launch very large sheets of icy snow from great heights onto the roadway. It's an adventure in reflexive driving.

• The above tip also applies to skyscrapers. Watch how you go!

• Earrings, especially solid metal ones, get very cold very fast in freezing temperatures.

• Do not lick your lips outdoors in very cold weather. Major chapping! Carrry lip balm at all times.

• Use a thermal mug for take away coffee, tea and hot chocolate, etc.

• Inuit -- Canada's native northerners -- have so many words for snow they can describe each of its nuances in a word or two that efficiently conveys the age, temperature, moisture content etc of a particular type of snow.

• Keep your head covered in cold weather -- the body will lose most heat through the head.

Winter in southern Ontario : Shopping mall lot after the storm.

I was looking for a parking spot the other day at the mall, when it struck me that many of the usual parking slots were given over to snow banks.

This sudden shrinking of available parking lot space following winter snow storms illustrates how hard it can be to shift snow from places where it isn't wanted.

Notice how the green van managed to get a spot, whilst adjacent spots are cut in half, and so unusable. (If you parked in one of these short spots, the rear half of your vehicle would jut into the traffic lane.

Snow Banks ~ Not the Money Kind (except for snow removal companies)

Here's another snow picture taken in the same lot (Canadian Tire is one of our retail icons for automotive and household goods). This particular snow bank is quite impressive and much higher than the mini van parked next to it.

This picture shows how difficult, if not impossible, it is to see other traffic behind such mini mountains of snow. Similarly, piles of snow along driveways and at intersections block your view.

When you arrive at a parking lot before plows have cleared snow following a storm, the pavement markings are hidden - you park where you THINK the spaces should be. Once the parking lot is cleared and you can SEE where the spaces actually are, it's quite funny -- as if everyone parked while under the influence!

Canada snow close-up view Sidewalk

Snow in Canada : New Year's Day 2008 9:00 a.m